Mardi 28 novembre 2006

It was Tuesday. That, I'm not sure now. Winter, that was for sure. By four, when I finally got home, the sun had set for a while already. When I turned to the frontyard, I noticed a white patch on the pavement, and looking at it carefully, found out that it was an old pair of knickers, flattened and probably sogged out by the rain.

-Saskia!, I shrieked. There's an old pair of knickers on the pavement, right in front of the house!
-Oh... You fancy a cup of tea?

I realised by the soft tone of her voice that she would probably have forgotten my delicious encounter if I did not give further details :

-But there's a gray waistband still on it, though a bit loose!
-Well I guess someone has lost it there and will pick it up eventually.
-...right... Green tea for me.

Soon Ony came back and I was glad to have someone to share my wonderful discovery with. As soon as I told him what I had found, he stared at me conspicuously, like he's judging me. Come on! I went, nothing happens in the neighbourhood usually, the ice-cream van, the postman once a day, two kids, and fuck all! That's the chance of our life ! We could dry it, or sell it on eBay, or loads of things...

-Or trash it.
-Yeah. That's a possibility.

And there we both went to pick it up with a pointed wood stick, and nobody came out suddenly to tell us how silly that was.

par Tv39 publié dans : On s'en fout
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Jeudi 9 novembre 2006

Un bip final et l'annonce du montant. Une vingtaine d'euros qui augmenteront le chiffre d'affaire de Franprix. Je dégaine la CB que je présente au lecteur qui, faraud, rétorque "CARTE MUETTE". Manquerait plus qu'elle cause. Nouvel essai ; le lecteur, décidément pas en forme, affiche "ABANDON".

La caissière tourne le zinzouin vers elle, empoigne ma carte et m'annonce : "C'est comme les femmes. Faut y aller avec douceur." Dans la mesure où, sur le vif, elle me cueillit et n'osant point lui avouer ma piètre expérience de la douceur envers le genre féminin, je pouffe un pathétique : "Effectivement... vu comme ça..."

En un nouvel accouplement concluant, elle me démontre la véracité de ses propos et me rend carte, tickets de caisse et achats. Puis je m'éloigne de la dame d'un age mûr qui m'impressionne un brin.

par Tv39 publié dans : Mais kesskeu ch'fous là ?
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